My college roommate and I got into a discussion about the wildest things we had ever done. My life being rather boring, my roommate did most of the talking. Paula is a junior and like all college students, she was wrapped up in the partying and the wildness college life has to offer. Paula is a computer science major and always has a lot of work to do on her computer. So, when she's not out having a good time, she's working her butt off designing programs and installing software.
Having recently broken up with her boyfriend, Paula was home alone on a Friday night for the first time in three years. Feeling sad, alone and depressed, she decided to make a new homepage. While she was playing on the Net, she decided to get on to a chat line. Being the wild psycho she is, she logged on to a sex line. She met a guy who identified himself as "Jeremy." She started playing with him and gave him a false name of "Katie," and started getting into details about what she would like to do to him. He responded and soon they were having cybersex. This went on for a while, then she got off the line agreeing to meet him back on line the following night.
Saturday night rolled around and Paula, as 'Katie,' went on line with Jeremy again. They became even closer this night, and continued like this for a week. At the end of the week, they started talking about other things and got into very intimate issues and feelings. They became close, exchanging details about their lives, but Paula didn't tell Jeremy she was in college, because she was afraid of sounding like an immature college girl. Paula felt guilty but, after a few weeks, she found that she really liked this guy.
The virtual relationship carried on like this for months, and the months turned into a year. By the end of the year they had exchanged their most intimate thoughts, but had never even spoken on the phone. They were afraid of ruining the mystery. "Katie" & Jeremy had done everything sexually possible over the Net. They were affectionate as well, waiting for the day that they could someday be together.
Finally, the time had come: they had to meet each other. They were in love. They didn't care about age or looks, but only for each other. Jeremy told Paula he thought she could be his next wife. Paula was wary at first, but decided she didn't care how old or ugly he might be.
She loved him and he was the only one she could feel comfortable with. They planned a trip to meet in Vale, Colorado. They were finally going to see each other, and spend the weekend together. Paula didn't want the hassle of trying to recognize someone she had never seen, so she said, "Why don't you just get a room? We'll meet there, and that way there will be no mistake." Jeremy agreed.
Paula showed up at the resort first, checked in, and told the desk lady to hold a key for the next party. She then went up to the room. Wanting things to be special, she lit some candles and put on some music. She stripped naked and climbed into bed under the covers, deciding to surprise Jeremy when he arrived.
The lights were out and the mood was right; then she heard a key in the door. She heard someone walk in and around the corner. She whispered, "Jeremy?" A voice replied, "Katie?" "Yes," she said. He fumbled for the light, and turned it on to see Paula on the bed naked before him. Then next thing heard around the world were two blood curdling screams. Paula covered herself up, and in her most humiliated voice said, "DAD?!"Contributed by Gumby.